Washington Reporters Ask Hillary Clinton Questions About Thing People Totally Give A Shit About — by Will on Tuesday, March 10, 2015

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At a press conference held at the United Nations headquarters in New York, reporters clamored to ask former Secretary of State and likely De...

Report: Vaccines Cause Politicians To Say 'Crazy Stuff' — by Will on Wednesday, February 4, 2015

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A report released Wednesday shows that vaccines have caused prominent and possible conservative presidential contenders to say crazy things ...

House Speaker John Boehner To Kids Who Hate School: I'm On Your Side — by Will on Friday, January 16, 2015

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House Speaker John Boehner (R-Ohio)  released a blog post Friday aimed at pre-teens and elementary school students who really hate going to...

Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell Casts Magic Spell, Economy Improves — by Will on Friday, January 9, 2015

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With the simple flick of a magic wand Friday, Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-Ky.) put the U.S. economy back on track, adding 252,...

Obama Hosts Sleepover With New Biffles Raul And Fidel Castro — by Will on Thursday, December 18, 2014

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President Barack Obama shocked the world with an announcement Wednesday of his imminent plans to hold a slumber party with Cuban President ...

Senate Republicans To Pay For Unemployed Out Of Own Pockets — by Will on Thursday, February 6, 2014

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A Senate plan to kickstart unemployment benefits that failed Thursday as Senate Republicans blocked the measure and vowed instead to pay fo...

Coca-Cola Admits It Is Attempting to Destroy America In Latest Super Bowl Ad — by Will on Monday, February 3, 2014

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Coca-Cola, the largest beverage company in the world, inadvertently admitted its plans to destroy America, capitalism, and the English langu...

Congress Moves 2016 Election To Next Week To Give Us A Break From All That Speculation — by Will on Thursday, January 30, 2014

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WASHINGTON -- In an unexpected move, Congress has decided to move the 2016 presidential election to next week in an effort to cut news agenc...

Doug Gansler Just Trying To Capture The Youth Vote — by Will on Friday, October 25, 2013

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Most of us didn't even know it, but Maryland Attorney General Doug Gansler was campaigning long before the democrat launched his bid for...